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Saturday, January 06, 2018

Indian citizens receive collective New Year gift


New investment asset uncovered – Indian citizens



On 3 January 2018, cryptoinvestors around the globe took a collective gasp of surprise as an alleged hack of the Unique Identification Authority of India (UIDAI) in mid-2017 has now exposed global investors to a whole new breed of asset.



This hack (“-which did not happen,” says the UIDAI) has resulted in this new asset – tentatively named Indian Citizen (INct) – now being priced at a little under USD 0.000000008[1]. New investors, who used the IM service WhatsApp as an exchange platform, hailed the asset’s ease of access and purchase as sufficient proof of its long-term potential.

Potentially ground-breaking, INct was first unveiled by an Indian daily The Tribune[2], bringing fierce competition and – most importantly – inherent value (albeit slightly under-priced value, according to one delighted investor) to the crypto-investment market that is currently reeling under extreme volatility and regulatory speculation brought about by the popularisation of cryptocurrency trading[3].

The UIDAI, a statutory authority established by the Government of India to issue biometrically secured identification to Indian citizens (not the asset), has denied all knowledge of this new development, as well as of the startup behind this breach. The hack was, however, later revealed only to be the birthing pains of a new kind of investment market. The UIDAI’s response has, for some reason, encouraged newbie investors to jump into these untested waters in the hope of turning into the first trillionaires.

With a present market supply of 1.19 billion[4], another potential 156 million held at ransom, and a market cap of a very affordable USD 7.89 (INR 500), this competitively priced offering from as-yet unnamed entrepreneurs looks set to disrupt the trading market as it is also supported by eye-catching early-bird offers such as free biometric IDs of all 1.19 billion assets, residence addresses, phone numbers, and so on.

Could this be the start of a paradigm shift where the lines between investors and their assets blur? The future will tell, and probably sooner than we think.


[1] Math.
[2] The Internet.
[3] Every cryptocurrency investor.
[4] As of 30 November 2017; from no less a source than Wikipedia. Last edited on 5 January 2018 at 4:11. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aadhaar)

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